Saturday, June 22, 2013

I can't handle it....

They eat their pizza with utensils. It's just too much. I can handle the beans and rice with EVERY meal (I kid you not they served spaghetti with meatballs and rice), I can handle the cultural differences, and the language barrier isn't so bad once you get used to it, but I draw the line at grabbing a fork a knife for a nice slice of Italian tomato cake. Granted this all happens in a cafeteria full of college students so I'm sure they wouldn't mind but what am I to do at a restaurant? I guess next time I'll just sneak a slice into the bathroom and eat with my hands like the pizza eating heathen I am.

2 comments:

  1. I take full responsibility for your lack of proper pizza etiquette.

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  2. Please do not embarrass the family name...

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